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DNC Agenda For Tonight

Started by 8 iron, August 27, 2008, 09:39:48 pm

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8 iron

Agenda for the 2008 Democratic National Convention
(Just Released)

7:00 pm   Opening flag burning

7:15 pm   Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20 pm   Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm   Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al
Sharpton

7:45 pm   Ceremonial tree hugging

7:55 pm   Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm   How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm   Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm   Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm   Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm   Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 pm   Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11: 05 pm   Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund -
Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm   Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay- Sean Penn

11:30 pm   Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm   Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm   How George Bush Brought Down the World TradeTowers - Howard
Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 am   'Truth in Broadcasting Award' - Presented to Dan Rather by
Michael Moore

12:25 am   Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am   Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am   Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

12:50 am   Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of 'the
great satan', 'W' Bush

12:55 am   Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic
Mexican voters

1:00 am    Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the
Republican party.

1:05 am    Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am    Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am    Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

Stephen Worrell

Dude, you forgot the reading of the Ten Points of the Communist Manifesto.  It's their playbook!  No joshing!  Go look it up!

Hisgirl

That gave me a good belly laugh, thanks! 
"It's better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it."  My Mama

Wordsmith

August 28, 2008, 05:47:24 pm #3 Last Edit: August 28, 2008, 07:24:28 pm by Wordsmith
Absolutley hilarious.

But I am looking forward to tonights speech by Obama. Some reporters have
said that it's being made with the back drop made to look like a  Roman Temple. Their betting that Obama comes
out either wearing a white suit, or a Toga. They're not quite sure.  
Be as loving as the Truth allows, even if it's
mis-interpreted,
because everyone  you meet is fighting
some kind of battle.

Pete

"There is no charge for awesomeness -- or attractiveness."