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"Cougar" Not Just A CatchPhrase Anymore

Started by 8 iron, April 06, 2011, 03:50:17 pm

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8 iron

 :hugegrin: I was just hit on by a lady that is at least 15+ years my elder. She was a pretty lady, good figure, but my goodness...............


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8 iron

ROFL. No problems. I don't find late 50's women my types of thing. I looked her up in the system She's 57!!!!! LOL.....  O0

8 iron

She must've seen my shirtless avatar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hugegrin:

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Supplanter

If you keep your clothes on then you will be better able to keep the wrong women away.  :P

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Sarah

Oh Brad, that's weird and flattering at the same time.  As a woman you would not believe the amount of old guys, men who could be my grandpa, who think it's nice to "admire" me.  I try to take it in stride.  :shrug:
Embraced by the loving arms of the Father....

Supplanter

I can't say much. John is 17 years older than me and I've decided should something happen to him, I will hopefully be old enough to become a cougar at that point.

lovesblessing

Gee Brad, maybe what you need is a Sugar Momma!  :hugegrin:



Either that, or maybe she just wanted to get ahold of that lovely dress you wear.......... ;)
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DianeL

From what my nieces tell me, 57 is a 'panther'  :speechless:
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So . . . .

Kitten
Cougar
Panther

Why are we being compared to cats?

Sarah

Maybe because women call men dogs?   :shrug:
Embraced by the loving arms of the Father....

Supplanter

Should young men dating cougars or panthers be called puppies?  :shrug:

Pete

Did you know there are 2 formulas for calculating your non-creepy dating range?

Lower limit = (your age / 2) + 7
Higher limit = (your age - 7) * 2

So let's see, according to this highly authoritative formula, if I were not married, my non-creepy dating range would be 24 - 52.  Holy crap!

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ME - Upper Limit

27-7=20 x 2= 40

This means John is beyond the non-creepy age limit.  ???

John - Lower Limit

45/2 = 22.5 + 7 = 29.5

I am beyond his non-creepy age limit.





So, according to this formula, our relationship = creepy.  :o

Sarah

Embraced by the loving arms of the Father....

8 iron

Lower Limit is 27 years.... :hugegrin:

Upper Limit is 68 years....... :shifty:

Pete

"There is no charge for awesomeness -- or attractiveness."

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Quote from: 8 iron on April 07, 2011, 10:35:19 am
Lower Limit is 27 years.... :hugegrin:

Upper Limit is 68 years....... :shifty:



There are some attractive 68 year old women. I mean, even if you married someone your own age now, they would eventually reach 68. I think you should start looking in that age range.