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Redneck joke

Started by Truth, April 27, 2009, 12:38:34 am

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Truth

You might be a redneck if...

You take a bath in a water trough.

Your mama keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

Yer richest kin folk buys a new house and you gotta help take the wheels off of it.

If your flyswatter gets more use than your toothbrush.

You have more appliances in your front yard than you do in your house.

If you use your front porch as a stand for deer hunting.

If you have two refigerators - one outside for the food and one inside for the beer.

You pull out the generator when the power goes out to watch a NASCAR race!

You remember phone numbers by writing them in the dust on your dash board.

Pete

Redneck jokes just never get old, do they?   :D

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Sarah

 :hugegrin:   So much fun.....
Embraced by the loving arms of the Father....

j4gong

and no one gets offended
Our Father who is in Heaven, holy is your name. Your kingdom come Your will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven! Thank you God for all the wonderful blessings in my life.

Truth


j4gong

not even if you are a red neck, they are the ones that laugh the hardest
Our Father who is in Heaven, holy is your name. Your kingdom come Your will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven! Thank you God for all the wonderful blessings in my life.

Truth

You might be a 'red neck'.....

if you walk  3 miles and get sunburned like I did  :-[ 

j4gong

Our Father who is in Heaven, holy is your name. Your kingdom come Your will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven! Thank you God for all the wonderful blessings in my life.

JTM³

Quote from: j4gong on April 27, 2009, 11:39:41 pm
not even if you are a red neck, they are the ones that laugh the hardest


Are you a redneck? :hugegrin:



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Truth

Quote from: JTM3 on April 27, 2009, 11:52:10 pm
Are you a redneck? :hugegrin:


Well I'm not really, but I have a red neck.   :(  OUCH!

JTM³

Quote from: JJ on April 27, 2009, 11:54:37 pm

Well I'm not really, but I have a red neck.   :(  OUCH!


That's never fun. :( Put sunscreen on next time!! ;)

Also I was asking j4gong, hence the quote. ;)



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Pro tip: Read to the END of the book. Not just man's ideas. They're usually wrong. =P

Jesus = The revealed will of God for all people for all time.
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Truth

Quote from: JTM3 on April 28, 2009, 12:12:01 am
That's never fun. :( Put sunscreen on next time!! ;)

Also I was asking j4gong, hence the quote. ;)


:doh: Oops.

I didn't think I needed sunscreen

map4

Believe it or not, I would be considered a redneck by most  :hugegrin:

I'll address a few of these to prove it



You might be a redneck if...

QuoteYou take a bath in a water trough.


Well, maybe not this one


QuoteYour mama keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.

My grandmother and aunt used to dip 'snuff'.  :hugegrin:
Seriously. Kept their spit cans next to their chairs.


QuoteYer richest kin folk buys a new house and you gotta help take the wheels off of it.

Actually, quite a few of my family members live in mobile homes.
I live in one myself  :D

QuoteIf your flyswatter gets more use than your toothbrush.

Been there, done that!

QuoteYou have more appliances in your front yard than you do in your house
.
Not me personally, but, yeah, drive around some of these parts...

QuoteIf you use your front porch as a stand for deer hunting.

I live in the city limits so I can't do this one.
But, I have family....

QuoteIf you have two refigerators - one outside for the food and one inside for the beer.

My brother has two...it's not outside but in his utility room.
My brother in law doesn't have the extra fridge...but his cooler is never empy. He usually keeps it in the back of his van. He's never without it. (He'll really walk from his house to his van to get a beer)

QuoteYou pull out the generator when the power goes out to watch a NASCAR race!

yep, my husband, brother in law, brother


QuoteYou remember phone numbers by writing them in the dust on your dash board.

I could actually do with the dust in my house... :hugegrin:


Keep em coming!  :hugegrin:

j4gong

no, i am not a red neck, but... i do have family that most defently fit the bill. i have a lot of relitives that live in the hollows of wv
Our Father who is in Heaven, holy is your name. Your kingdom come Your will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven! Thank you God for all the wonderful blessings in my life.